Combat Boots on a Delicate Flower

Call me Nat (Natalie is three syllables and it's usually too much for people to remember).

20, history and English major, aspiring baker, TO

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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mermaidchan05:

mermaidchan05:

YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES

YES

I found it again someone reblogged it

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kougamyazawa:

Whenever I watch this I forget it’s Daniel Radcliffe playing a bunch of other people and not a bunch of other people dressed as Daniel Radcliffe.

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retrogradeworks:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

NOBODY MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS

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rachel-interrupted:

orangeis:

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the best tv- character of 2013 (pic from here)

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

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jollityfarm:

nocakeno:

annadork:

waking up sad should be illegal

punishable by ice cream cake and kitten heaps

ur methods are tough but fair

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